What Is Providence For You

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

Vice Is A Dreary Business. And Virtue Is Not A Lot Of Fun, Either.

The Most Reliable Pleasure Afforded By Theater Is The Intermission.

Sometimes I Dread Loneliness More Than Bores. Other Times, The Reverse.

Sometimes The Only Way To Become Grounded Is To Hit Bottom.