What Is Instinct? It Is

Th' First Thing To Have In A Libry Is A Shelf. Fr'm Time To Time This Can Be Decorated With Lithrachure. But Th' Shelf Is Th' Main Thing.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.