What Do You Do When

It Made Him Proud That 29 Months In The Service Had Not Blunted His Genius For Ineptitude.

The Texan Turned Out To Be Good-natured, Generous And Likable. In Three Days No One Could Stand Him.

He Was A Self-made Man Who Owed His Lack Of Success To Nobody.

Well, He Died. You Don't Get Any Older Than That.

Some People Are Born Mediocre, Some People Achieve Mediocrity, And Some People Have Mediocrity Thrust Upon Them.