Some People Are Born Mediocre,

The Smartest People In Washington Are The Political Reporters. They Write About Their Inferiors.

I've Come To Look Upon Death The Same Way I Look Upon Root-canal Work. Everyone Else Seems To Get Through It All Right, So It Couldn't Be Too Difficult For Me.

You're An Intelligent Person Of Great Moral Character Who Has Taken A Very Courageous Stand. I'm An Intelligent Person With No Moral Character At All, So I'm In An Ideal Position To Appreciate It.

Every Writer I Know Has Trouble Writing.

In Short, Clevinger Was One Of Those People With Lots Of Intelligence And No Brains, And Everyone Knew It Except Those Who Soon Found It Out.