We've Begun To Long For

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

It Takes Six Months To Get Into Shape And Two Weeks To Get Out Of Shape. Once You Know This You Can Stop Being Angry About Other Things In Life And Only Be Angry About This.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.