We're Writing A Book Together.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.