Well, When I Moved To

Go Big Or Go Home. Because It's True. What Do You Have To Lose?

My Parents Divorced When I Was Born, And My Mother Is A Political Science Professor, Like A Feminist Mormon, Which Is Sort Of An Oxymoron.

For The Longest Time, I Thought I Was A Boy. I Really Did. I Wore Boys' Clothes, Played Tag Football.

Growing Up I Was As Big A Tomboy As You Can Get.

I Don't Let Guys Do Hickeys. That's Like A Dog Marking His Territory Or Something.