Well, Sometimes We Do Actually

People Don't Think Of Their Office As A Workplace Anymore. They Think Of It As A Stationary Store With Danish. You Want To Get Your Pastry, Your Envelopes, Your Supplies, Your Toilet Paper, Six Cups Of Coffee, And You Go Home.

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?

People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed Out In Public.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

I Admire The Hell Out Of Her. You Can't Have Sex With Someone You Admire.