The Hardest Thing In Comedy

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When You Interrupt, You've Stopped Listening. People Need To Be Heard.

According To Most Studies, People's Number One Fear Is Public Speaking. Number Two Is Death. Death Is Number Two. Does That Sound Right? This Means To The Average Person, If You Go To A Funeral, You're Better Off In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

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People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed Out In Public.