Well, It's A Bloody Mary

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.

You Could Try To Live Monogamously. Good Luck.

There Are More Serious Problems In Life Than Financial Ones, And I’ve Had A Lot Of Those. I’ve Been Broke Before, And Will Be Again.

When Songs Fall From The Sky, All I Can Do Is Catch Them Before They Hit The Ground.

I Like Myself Better When I'm Writing Regularly.