Well, It's A Bloody Mary

My Sister Played The Piano. She’s Two Years Older Than Me, And I Always Wanted To Play Something. So My Grandmother Got The Guitar For Me, And Showed Me A Couple Of Chords To Start Off. And Then I Got Me A Book. Next Thing You Know, I Was Playing Along With Sister.

I Learned Some Invaluable Lessons In Nashville That Apply To Both Farming And Show Business: Do Not Corner Something You Know Is Meaner Than You; Keep Skunks Of All Kinds At A Distance; If You Forgive Your Enemies, It Messes Up Their Heads.

It Was And Is Always Nice To Work With The Kids.

I'm Drowning In Whiskey River.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.