Well, If Crime Fighters Fight

There Was A Built-in Audience For The Rebel In Me That Had Been All Along Not Expressing Himself.

I Was A Class Clown, Of The Classic Term For It. I Would Get The Work Done Easily, And Then I Would Try To Deprive Other People Of Their Educations. I Developed Skills For Mimicry, And I Was A Good Showoff. I Knew How To Get Attention, And I Knew How To Do It In A Positive Funny Way.

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count, And Those Who Cannot.

One Of The First Things They Teach You In Driver's Ed Is Where To Put Your Hands On The Steering Wheel. They Tell You Put 'em At Ten O'clock And Two O' Clock. Never Mind That . I Put Mine At 9:45 And 2:17. Gives Me An Extra Half Hour To Get Where I'm Goin'.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.