Well, I Think Mostly We're

Well, I Think Mostly We're Dressing For Men.

Then, In 2000, John Reid, Elton John's Former Manager, Asked Me To Audition For The Stage Version Of The Graduate He Was Producing. So I Worked On It, Got The Part, And After Three Weeks' Rehearsal I Was On Stage!

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

There Is Nothing More Humiliating Than Loving Someone So Much That You Forgive The Infidelities.