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Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

You Write About What You Know.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.