Well, All I Can Say

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.

Well, When I Went Off To College, The Guys I Used To Hang With Were Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Today They're Still Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Guess The Democrats Didn't Do Much For Them.

Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You Were Too Close, Kissing His!

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.