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If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

When You Become A Comedian A Lot Of Stuff That Made You Laugh Before Just Stops. You Stop Watching Your Old Cartoons You Used To Watch. You Stop Reading The Funnies. It's Like Working At A Strip Club. You Don't Come Home And Turn On The Playboy Channel.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.