We're All Born Pessimists. It

The Number Of People, The Labor Force, Has Shrunk By Nine Million Human Beings Since Obama Took Office.

If You're Going To Run Around, Ms. Pelosi, And You're Going To Say Republicans Like The War, Then Can We Also Assume That Democrats Like Killing Babies? Put That In Whatever It Is You Smoke, Ms. Pelosi, And Have Fun With It.

We've Always Had The Blame-america Crowd. We've Always Had The Hate-america Crowd. But We've Now Had At Least Two Generations Of Education Where This Has Been Indoctrinated Into The Young Skulls Full Of Mush Of Young People. They've Heard How Horrible America Was Back In The Days Of Slavery. They've Heard How Horrible America Treated Women. They've Heard How Horrible Every Minority Group Was Treated. They've Heard How Mean-spirited The Founders Were. They've Heard All Kinds Of Literal Lies.

The More People Figure This [liberalism A Special Kind Of Stupid] Out, The More People That See It And Are Turned Off By It, The More People Who Find It Objectionable, The More People Who Ask, "gee, What Kind Of People," The Better Off We're Gonna Be.

Greetings, Conversationalists Across The Fruited Plain, This Is Rush Limbaugh, The Most Dangerous Man In America, With The Largest Hypothalamus In North America, Serving Humanity Simply By Opening My Mouth, Destined For My Own Wing In The Museum Of Broadcasting, Executing Everything I Do Flawlessly With Zero Mistakes, Doing This Show With Half My Brain Tied Behind My Back Just To Make It Fair Because I Have Talent On Loan From ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A Man. A Legend. A Way Of Life.