We Look At Adoption As

My Mother Was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen. There Are Moments When I Remember Her Beauty, Unadorned, Unposed, Not In Some Artificial Place Like A Set Or A Photo Call But Rather Captured Outdoors In Nature, Where She Took My Breath Away. When Those Moments Surface, I Miss Her The Most.

I Love Performing And Pretending - It's Very Easy For Me.

I Don't Have Great Thighs. I Have Very Big Breasts And A Soft, Fatty Little Tummy. And I've Got Back Fat. People Assume That I'm Walking Around In Little Spaghetti-strap Dresses. It's Insidious - Glam Jamie, The Perfect Jamie, The Great Figure, Blah, Blah, Blah. And I Don't Want The Unsuspecting 40-year-old Women Of The World To Think That I've Got It Going On. It's Such A Fraud. And I'm The One Perpetuating It.

Exchange The Words 'have To' With 'get To.' Exchange The Word 'can't' With 'unwilling.

I'm A Disciplinarian. I'm The Tough Love Pet Owner. I Believe In Very Well-behaved Animals.