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My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!