We Know Lots Of Things

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

I Will Never Joke About Old Soldiers Who Try To Get To Reunions To Talk Over The War Again. To Talk Of Old Times With Old Friends Is The Greatest Thing In The World.

We Have Killed More People Celebrating Our Independence Day Than We Lost Fighting For It.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.