We Hould Totally Make Out

"i Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'god, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'i Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.

I'm Still The Same And I Don't Feel Any Different But When The Elevator Doors Open And Everybody Gasps, It's An Alienating Feeling.

Be Strong. Don't Be A Follower. Always Do The Right Thing.

They Kept Saying 'it's Sushi-grade!' And I'm Like... 'put Some Soy Sauce On This. Get Me Some Rice. And Cook It. And Then Get Me Out Of Here.

Once I'm Obsessed With Somebody, I'm Terrified Of Them Instantly. I'm Not Scared Of Them - I'm Scared Of Me And How I Will React. Like, For Instance, One Time Someone Was Introducing Me To Bill Maher, And I Saw Meryl Streep Walk Into The Room, And I Literally Put My Hand Right In Bill Maher's Face And Said, "not Now, Bill!", And I Just Stared At Meryl Streep... I Just Creepily Stared At Her.