We Got No Wealthy Black

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

The Only Acting You Ever See At The Oscars Is When People Act Like They’re Not Mad They Lost. Nicole Kidman Was Smiling So Wide, She Should Have Won An Emmy At The Oscars For Her Great Performance. I Was Like, "if You’d Done That In The Movie, You’d Have Won An Oscar, Girl."

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

You Know Those Guys That Go To The Strip Club At The Daytime? If You're At A Strip Club, And The Sun Is Out, You Got Some Problems!