We Favor Putting Congress On

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

Classic Recipe For Roast Beef: 1 Large Roast Of Beef 1 Small Roast Of Beef Take The Two Roasts And Put Them In The Oven. When The Little One Burns, The Big One Is Done.

It's A Game Everybody Plays. If You See A Man With A Beard And Holler "beaver!" It's Five Points. And If You See A Man With A Moustache, It's Onli Three Points.

The President Of Today Is Just The Postage Stamp Of Tomorrow.

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.