I Don't Do Impressions.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Was Always The Guy - Out Of Insecurities, I Was Always Making Fun, Even As A Kid.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.