I Don't Do Impressions.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

My Main Success Was An Attitude. Always An Attitude.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.