We Can't Do Much About

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.