We Can't Do Much About

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.