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He Spends His Life Explaining From His Pulpit That The Glory Of Christianity Consists In The Fact That Though It Is Not True It Has Been Found Necessary To Invent It.

Children Are Given Us To Discourage Our Better Emotions.

You Evidently Feel That Brevity Is The Soul Of Widowhood.

To Be Clever In The Afternoon Argues That One Is Dining Nowhere In The Evening.

It Occurred To Me That I Would Like To Be A Poet. The Chief Qualification, I Understand Is That You Must Be Born. Well, I Hunted Up My Birth Certificate, And Found That I Was All Right On That Score.