Virtue Does Not Consist In

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

There Is No Passion Of The Human Heart That Promises So Much And Pays So Little As Revenge.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.