Very Few People Can Afford

Progress Is Impossible Without Change; And Those Who Cannot Change Their Minds Cannot Change Anything.

Reminiscences Make One Feel So Deliciously Aged And Sad.

Reviewing Has One Advantage Over Suicide: In Suicide You Take It Out On Yourself; In Reviewing You Take It Out On Other People.

Now Of All The Idealist Abominations That Make Society Pestiferous I Doubt If There Be Any So Mean As That Of Forcing Self-sacrifice On A Woman Under The Pretense That She Likes It.

Both Optimists And Pessimists Contribute To Society. The Optimist Invents The Aeroplane, The Pessimist The Parachute.