Valentine's Day - A Nice

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?