Um, Dues Ex Machina Anyone?

Monsters Don't Die. They Just Dissipate Into Smoke And Dust, Which Saves Heroes A Lot Of Trouble Cleaning Up After A Fight.

I'm Just A Kid, Chiron," I Said Miserably. "what Good Is One Lousy Hero Against Something Like Kronos?" Chiron Managed A Smile. '"what Good Is One Lousy Hero'? Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain Said Something Like That To Me Once, Just Before He Single-handedly Changed The Course Of Your Civil War.

Percy Yelled. "what's Going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!

Teach You To Try Marrying Me, You Idiot!

A Guy In Greek Armor Drew His Sword And Charged, But Slipped In A Puddle Of Pina Colada.