Two Things Do Me In:

Somewhere Within The Concept Of Justice, The Worst Of The Guilty Must Always Be Removed. I Cannot Divorce This, Not Completely. The People Must Have Justice And So I Want To Reinstate And Enshrine The Blessed And Holy Guillotine!

The Day I Worry About Cleaning My House Is The Day Sears Comes Out With A Riding Vacuum Cleaner.

I Always Was A Writer, But Then I Wanted To Do Stand-up Because I Thought That Was A Way That I Could Perform What I Wrote.

You Know, I'm Blessed. 'blessed' Is A Better Way Of Saying 'rich.'

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.