Two Fish In A Tank,

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'