Two Peanuts Walk Into A

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I Bought Some Hp Sauce The Other Day. It's Costing Me 6p A Month For The Next 2 Years.

So I Said To This Train Driver "i Want To Go To Paris". He Said "eurostar?". I Said "i've Been On Telly But I'm No Dean Martin".