Two Peanuts Walk Into A

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.