Two Peanuts Walk Into A

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.