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I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

I'd Spent A Night With Ranger A While Ago, And I Knew What Happened When He Was Encouraged. Ranger Knew How To Make A Woman Want Him. Ranger Was Magic.

I Was Going To Go To Church, But I Decided To Get Doughnuts Instead.

Any Intelligent Woman Would Have Made A Dignified Retreat, But This Was New Jersey, Where Dignity Always Runs A Poor Second To The Pleasure Of Getting In Someone's Face.

Nice Dress You're Almost Wearing. You Ever Think About Changing Professions?" -ranger