Troubles Are Like Babies -

What Women Would Do If They Could Not Cry, Nobody Knows. What Poor, Defenceless Creatures They Would Be!

Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are Apt To Draw Their Steel Upon Their Best Acquaintances.

There Are A Good Many Pious People Who Are As Careful Of Their Religion As Of Their Best Service Of China, Only Using It On Holy Occasions, For Fear It Should Get Chipped Or Flawed In Working-day Wear.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.