Transitioning To Being An Unemployed

There's No Conversation More Boring Than Talking About What It's Really Like To Live In Newport And How The Show Compares To The Real Thing. I Just Don't Care.

Okay, Using The Dreaded Middle Name Is Not The Best Way To Forge A Bond.

I Feel Like Hollywood Is A Big High School Again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher Is The Prom King.

It Helps If You Don't Date Other Actors, But Actresses Are Beautiful. How Can You Say No?

If I Don't Direct A Movie At Some Point, I've Failed Personally.