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The Planet's Spinning A Thousand Miles An Hour Around This Gigantic Nuclear Explosion While These People Roll These Machines With Rubber Tires Over This Hard Surface That We've Laid Down Over The Planet So That We Can Easily Move Ourselves Back And Forth.

People For The Most Part Can Smell Lies.

People Do Always Try To Smoke Pot With Me. But I Think Some Of Those People Are Cops.

One Of The Great Things About Houston Is That They Police Themselves. It's The Way Boston Was In The '80s. No Hacks Or Thieves Are Tolerated In The Community, And That's Huge.

Phil Hartman Was Brilliant, And Dave Foley Is A Really Funny Guy. Phil Hartman Was Actually Even Funnier Offstage Than He Was Onstage Because He Would Say Nasty Things. Dave Foley's Very Funny, Very Witty Guy, Very Quick.