To Me, A Cat Is

Avocados, It's A Food That Ain't Worth Injuring Yourself For. If It's A Hassle To Get Into, Leave It To The Experts.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

The Great Pyramid Is Overrated. It's A Bad Design. The Lounge Is Going To Be Huge, But The Bedroom Is Going To Be Tiny.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.