Parrots Have Gone A Bit

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

What Happens If Someone Else Has My Eyes, And They Start Looking At Stuff I Don't Like? I Don't Like The Idea Of That.

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.