Parrots Have Gone A Bit

To Me, A Cat Is An Easy Pet, They Don't Need Any Spoiling Or Looking After.

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

At Some Point, Some Insect Has Had Sex With A Leaf.

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!