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Information Can't Be Put In Any Container That Isn't Leaky.

And There's This Place Called College! I Mean, They Want You To Care, Dig It, Care About This Education Trip, And They Don't Care Enough Themselves To Make It As Attractive As The Crap Game Across The Street!

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

Honesty Is Hard Work.

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.