To Be A Head Boy,

Perseverance Does Not Equal Worthiness. Next Time You Want To Get My Attention, Wear Something Fun. Low-riding Jeans Are Hot.

It's A Basic Truth Of The Human Condition That Everybody Lies. The Only Variable Is About What.

Now, My Mom Always Said Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. But She Never Said Anything About Four Wrongs, And That Always Left Me Confused.

Having A Vote Once Every Four Years Is Not The Same Thing As Democracy.

Acting Is Largely About Putting On Masks, And Music Is About Removing Them.