To Be A Good Diarist,

Coaches Should Realize That The Only Way To Conquer Drudgery Is By Getting Through It As Efficiently As They Can. A Dull Job Slackly Done Becomes Twice As Dull, Whereas A Dull Job Performed As Efficiently As Possible Becomes Half As Dull. Effort Appears To Be The Main Art Of Living.

The Irish Do Not Want Anyone To Wish Them Well; They Want Everyone To Wish Their Enemies Ill.

Every Schoolmaster After The Age Of Forty-nine, Is Inclined To Flatulence Is Apt To Swallow Frequently And To Puff

Only One Person In 1000 Is A Bore, And He Is Interesting Because He Is One Person In 1000.

Few Things Are More Agreeable Than The Spectacle Of A Man Who Loses His Temper; We Should Be Grateful To Such People For Providing Us With Moments Of Often Unsullied Delight.