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Berlin Stimulates Like Arsenic.

Few Things Are More Agreeable Than The Spectacle Of A Man Who Loses His Temper; We Should Be Grateful To Such People For Providing Us With Moments Of Often Unsullied Delight.

Coaches Should Realize That The Only Way To Conquer Drudgery Is By Getting Through It As Efficiently As They Can. A Dull Job Slackly Done Becomes Twice As Dull, Whereas A Dull Job Performed As Efficiently As Possible Becomes Half As Dull. Effort Appears To Be The Main Art Of Living.

Every Schoolmaster After The Age Of Forty-nine, Is Inclined To Flatulence Is Apt To Swallow Frequently And To Puff

The Gift Of Broadcasting Is, Without Question, The Lowest Human Capacity To Which Any Man Could Attain.