To Be A Comedian, You

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

There Are Two Sides To Being Pigeonholed. There's, 'oh, No, I'm Going To Be Chandler For The Rest Of My Life,' But There's Also The Fact That Getting To Play Chandler Opened Up Doors To Me. It's Now My Job To Find Things That Shake It Up A Little Bit.

The Thing Is, If I Don't Have Sobriety, I Don't Have Anything.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.