To Appear On The Stage

To Appear On The Stage Drunk, To Have Them Leave There And Remember Me Making Drunken Mistakes, That Was Death.

If You Want To Be The Best, Baby, You've Got To Work Harder Than Anybody Else.

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.

My Mother Was Born In San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, Colored And Married To A White Woman. When I Move Into A Neighborhood, People Start Running Four Ways At The Same Time.

Tap Dancing All Started With The Old Clog Waltz.