This Wasn't Food - It

His Parents Called Him Youngster. They Did This In The Subconcious Hope That He Might Take The Hint. Wensleydale Gave The Impression Of Having Been Born With A Mental Age Of 47.

The Pamphlet Was Very Patriotic. That Is, It Talked About Killing Foreigners.

Stories Of Imagination Tend To Upset Those Without One.

History Has A Habit Of Changing The People Who Think They Are Changing It

...the Proliferation Of Luminous Fungi Or Iridescent Crystals In Deep Caves Where The Torchlessly Improvident Hero Needs To See Is One Of The Most Obvious Intrusions Of Narrative Causality Into The Physical Universe.