I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

Sometimes I Like [being Famous], Sometimes I Don't. I've Always Been A People Watcher. I Like To Go To Malls And Just Sit, And I Can't Do That Very Easily Anymore.

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

I Don't Run Outside, Honestly. Sometimes I Go Out Around My House, But Mainly It's The Stupid Treadmill. I Wish I Had A Better Answer, But I'm Very Businesslike About My Runs.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.