I Do Get The Comics

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.

At 'price Is Right,' People Feel So Safe There And Loved. And If You Can't Jump Around On 'price Is Right,' Then You Can't Jump Around Anywhere, You Know?