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I'm Cleaning Toilets For $30 A Day, Because I Needed That $30, And People Are Pointing At Me, Saying, Look At The Big Movie Star. Look Where He Is Now. I Just Said, I'm Where God Put Me.

I Spent Six Years In Bible Study Because I Needed To Get Grounded. People Really Need To Spend Time In The Bible Getting To Know The God They Claim To Love.

My Wife Bought An Extra Life Insurance Policy On Me.

I Lived To Make Scott Baio Laugh.

My Pastor Said, Just Because You Were A Celebrity Doesn't Mean You're Supposed To Be A Celebrity Now.