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Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.
-Stephen Colbert
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Thirty Seconds Is The Exact
Stephen Colbert
Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.
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